based on a true story ... kinda

[tangia]

A couple weeks ago at a dyn-windy trip , the game glitched and a vaguard partsian <VP> got stock under a bridge , and we were unable to do anything about it. Then during the boss pull , he just POPPED up on the bridge and was slughterd bye the melee alliances =p well this inspired a story that i present to you now . enjoy =)


Twizz is skipping along singing to his cute taru ranger self


Twizz: Umpa-Lumpa dumpa dee doo if you are wise you wouldl listen... why hello mr vanguarp partisan how are you *^^*


VP: ANY WHO STOMP ACROSS MY BRIDGE SHALL BE DEVOURED IN ONE BITE


Twizz: well , i am probably verry tasty but if you let me pass i will tell you a secret a tasty MITHRA ranger will be passing here shortly .


VP: HMMMM...TARU ARE INDEED TASTY , BUT IT TAKES TOO MANY TO MAKE A GOOD MEAL GET GOING BEFORE I SAVE YOU FOR DESERT


WIth those words twizz skips off singing his song and the VP returns to his home under the bridge

Shortly after Tangia comes shambling threw looking for her lost ball of yarn , cats go figure.


Tangia: now where did i put that ball of yarn , it was my favorite too ; ;


Just then she spots her ball of yarn at the feet of the VP


Tangia: oh , hello mister VP i see you found my ball of yarn , if you return it i would be ever so pleased (=^^=)


VP: ANY WHO STOMP ACROSS MY BRIDGE SHALL BE DEVOURED IN ONE BITE


Tangia: if you let me pass i shall tell you a secret , there is a verry tasty ELVAAN ranger coming threw here shortly.


VP: HMMMMM....MITHRA ARE SO TASTY BUT AN ELVAAN IS A GRAND MEAL , GET A MOVEE ON IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND


Tangia scoups up her ball of yarn and happy bounds away


Soon after serb comes along with a flag in his hand


Serb: OOOOHHHHHH Cannnnaddaaaa

Our home and native land!


VP: STOP THAT HORRIBLE SINGING , ANY WHO STOMP ACROSS MY BRIDGE SHALL BE DEVOURED IN ONE BITE


Serb: lol n00b


VP: >=( YOU DARE CALL ME A N00B YOU SCRUB


serb then takes a step back and shadowbinds the VP and twizz and tangia come walkin back up


Tangia: they always fall for that , oh and i found my yarn ^^


Serb: you and your damn yarn


Twizz: lol lets finish this


all three: agreed


they all pull there bows and each plant a sidewinder into the helpless VP and he falls to the ground , it drops a jadeshell and they bicker for the last 20 minuts they have in dynamis about who gets it


the end

[tangia]

some replys would be nice:(

[Helm]

*pets* very good :O but Twizz is my pet you stay away.>:O

[Eltia]

I wonder if Serb's horrible singing is a result of his poor singing skills (well Serb is no BRD after all....), or the poor quality of his song, or a combination of both. :)

P.S. I live in Canada too.

[Cybaster]

Aahahahahahahahaahahha
that rofl my waffles lol
ANY WHO STOMP ACROSS MY BRIDGE SHALL BE DEVOURED IN ONE BITE roflolol

[Eltia]

What if a Zenith Cow crosses the bridge? :)

[Cybaster]

What if a Zenith Cow crosses the bridge? :)
The bridge will be destroyed instantly (`3`)p.

[Zymurgy]

Can the story be refined so Serb gets eaten?

[Kronos]

I miss Cuc :(

[Zymurgy]

And then Cuc came by and soloed Dynamis-Xarcabard. He, of course, has full AF2 for every job; he said he would help us with Dynamis-Beaucedine once we have a full run of level 75s.

[tangia]

wow 350+ views someone must be enjoying this story lol.

the funny thing now that tangia posted this the joke between us has died :'(. now we have this on going story where it s the three rangers as the three lil pigs and zymurgy is the big bad wolf :D. sooner or later (prolly later) we ll write that one down for you guys and the ppl over at WoA to enjoy

later

[Fatman]

I don't know Tangia... I find it hard to believe Twizz didnt die!